The Loaded Chubby Unicorn Blood Slayer
From the depths of the earth to bring fun back to your skating. A micro-drop and w-concave lock you in like spell of an evil wizard for fast speeds and big slides. Spoon kicktails and a lightweight construction take some flippy hippy fun to the party, making this a choice weapon at any speed.
Rumor has it there are only few in existence, but they can be spotted in their natural habitats doing stand-up slides, g-turns, and buying your mother flowers.
The construction combines Fiberglass, Basswood, UHMW, and Urethane for a deck to outlast next apocalypse.